Ezt találtam az AllDucks-on, vicces :)

here's a fake interview with fake Scott Niedermayer.

AllDucks: Scott, you've won everything at every level. It's an honor to have you join us.

Scott Niedermayer: Thank you.

AD: Last night seems like the kind of game you look at to make a statement about where you are as a team. Is that the case?

SN: We had several days to prepare for this, and yes, it's one that we've had circled on the calendar for a while now.

AD: So what happened? It doesn't seem like you sent the message you wanted to.

SN: I thought out message came across loud and clear.

AD: Are you saying that you guys are trying to get your coach fired?

SN: I don't think that would be wise of me to say in the press.

AD: OK, but correct me if I'm wrong.

SN: ____

AD: But, he won the Cup here and is the winningest coach in team history. How can you guys want him fired?

SN: I didn't say we wanted him fired.

AD: OK, but still you've made it pretty clear that this was a statement game ...

SN: Well, I don't think I've said anything to make it clear ...

AD: Right, I understand. Is there anything else you want to say on the topic?

SN: About wanting to get Carlyle fired? No, I'd rather talk about Dan Bylsma.

AD: Dan Bylsma? Didn't he just get named as the new coach in Pittsburgh?

SN: Yeah. He used to play here. He's a real players coach. My brother and the other guys who were here in 2003 loved him.

AD: Is there someone else that the guys here love?

SN: Getz, Perry, Bobby, Carter, Ebbett, Mikkelson, Festerling, and Hiller all speak really highly about Dino.

AD: Kevin Dineen?

SN: Yeah. He's a real players coach.

AD: Scott, thanks for the insight and candor.

SN: Candor? I was being coy. But, you are welcome.